XZEC/OS1.987
Gold tie. Corner office. Dividends in xZEC.
5VeR1iSh74LaQ5v3gbaZQ385hpQ4XdTm8EhcBbbn1snsapplies. Nothing here is guidance; the token is a novelty and its dividend is leveraged, so the whole position can evaporate.
--------—Rule 1 — The register comes first
Whoever holds $XZECUTIVE in self-custody when a sweep executes is on the register for that sweep, weighted by how much they hold. Balances worth under roughly twenty dollars are ignored as dust, and coins sitting with an exchange or inside another program's account are usually invisible to the sweep.
Rule 2 — Sweeps follow the tape
StonkFun runs the sweeps. Once the retained pile passes its threshold, it converts the pile to xZEC and pays the register; the pace is whatever the tape dictates, hourly when busy and nothing at all when nobody trades. Management has no way to hurry it and does not pretend otherwise.
Rule 3 — Retention is a property of the coin
Three percent of every transfer stays behind at the mint from the first trade, whether the transfer is a swap on an aggregator, a fill on the curve or the pool, or a move between two of your own wallets. The rate was written into the mint through Token-2022 at creation. The authority over that setting sits with Raydium's LaunchLab program, and only StonkFun's platform wallet can withdraw what is withheld, to run the sweeps. The board holds neither key, and there is no treasury.
Rule 4 — The dividend is leveraged
xZEC magnifies ZEC in both directions and loses ground while ZEC drifts sideways, so a dividend that arrived worth a dollar may already be worth less when you check. The has the details and the hazards.
What the cheque is written in
The trick behind xZEC is that nobody borrowed anything. Hylo pools ZEC and issues two claims on it: hyUSD, always redeemable for a dollar's worth of the pool, and xZEC, which owns whatever is left once hyUSD is covered. When ZEC rises, the leftover grows faster than ZEC does; when ZEC falls, it shrinks faster. There is no lender in the picture, so there is no margin call, no funding payment and nothing to liquidate.
How much faster depends on how well the pool covers hyUSD. Hylo aims for one hundred and fifty percent coverage, roughly a threefold response to ZEC, and adjusts its fees and rebalancing to keep it there. The arrangement charges for time: hold through a flat month and xZEC ends it lower than it began.
Zcash is the chain with shielded transactions and a hard cap on supply; a bridged version circulates on Solana, which is where the vault operates. Paying a very public meme's dividend in a privacy coin is the contradiction the desk was built around.
Coverage checking
- Coverage ratio
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- Multiplier
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- Vault mode
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- Rebalance band
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Size
- Value in vault
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- ZEC deposited
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- xZEC outstanding
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- hyUSD outstanding
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Tape
- xZEC last
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- xZEC on the day
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- ZEC spot
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- ZEC day range
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- ZEC turnover
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Access checking
- Jupiter route size
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- Pool depth
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- Wallets holding xZEC
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- Bridged ZEC on Solana
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- xZEC mint
awaiting listing
Scenario tape one ZEC move, today's multiplier, nothing else counted
Reserve pool aside, a vault whose coverage has run out leaves xZEC worth about nothing. Expect noisy readings from a vault this new.
Reading: Hylo docs on xAssets · risk management · the Hylo app · DexScreener
| A | B | |
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| 1 | XZCALC v1.987 — dividend worksheet | — |
| 2 | Daily volume, USD | |
| 3 | Your slice of supply, % | |
| 4 | Retention rate | 3% |
| 5 | Pot for the day | … |
| 6 | Your dividend per day | … |
| 7 | ×7, a week | … |
| 8 | ×30, a month | … |
| 9 | in xZEC at the current price | … |
The sheet assumes a day's volume is retained at three percent and that your slice of supply is your slice of the pot. It ignores everything else, and everything else makes the real number smaller. Use it to size a daydream.
F9 recalculates · click a cell to read its formula
- Latest sweep
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- Sweeps executed
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- Token cap
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- Turnover, 24h
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- Recipients
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- Refreshed
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- Account
- any wallet you control on Solana (Backpack, Solflare, Phantom). Store the recovery phrase offline.
- Funding
- SOL, moved in from wherever it lives, plus a small amount for fees.
- Rate
- Three percent, the higher of the launchpad's two settings, fixed at creation. The board wanted a dividend that would be noticed, and it pays the same rate on its own purchases.
- Instrument
- $XZECUTIVE, quoted against xZEC: first on a Raydium LaunchLab curve, then, from about $40,000 of market cap, on the Raydium CPMM pool it graduates into.
- Routing
- Buy on the StonkFun page, or route through Jupiter, which handles the intermediate xZEC leg itself wherever a route exists.
- Settlement
- Solana, a few hundred milliseconds. The fill arrives three percent under the quoted amount; that gap is the retention, which becomes the next dividend for the whole register.
- Custody
- As far as the register is concerned, an exchange account is not you. Hold the coins yourself.
Any "claim" page is fake. Any request for a recovery phrase is fake. Anyone who contacts you first is a stranger wearing our tie. The single genuine mint address is 5VeR1iSh74LaQ5v3gbaZQ385hpQ4XdTm8EhcBbbn1sns, and the only X account is @XzecutiveSOL.
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#0040 Is any of this guidance?
No. Memos, quotes and faxes are the desk's entire output; recommendations are not on the menu, and nobody here holds a licence to make them.
#0041 Where is my dividend?
It is waiting for the tape. Sweeps only run once enough retention has piled up, so a slow day can mean hours between them and a busy one can mean several an hour. Your position is on the register the whole time; the sweep simply has not reached its threshold yet.
#0057 My balance is smaller than the quote said.
By three percent, yes. Retention applies to every movement of the token, including the purchase that put it in your wallet and any transfer between wallets you own, and that same three percent is what the sweeps hand back.
#0062 I keep my coins on an exchange.
Then the sweep most likely cannot see you, because exchange custody and most program-owned accounts are not on the register, and balances under about twenty dollars are skipped as dust. Holding the keys yourself is the only setup the desk can vouch for.
#0078 Is xZEC a stablecoin?
It is the leveraged half of Hylo's ZEC vault, which makes it the opposite of stable: it moves further than ZEC in both directions, wears down while ZEC trades flat, and a deep enough ZEC fall would leave it almost worthless with only Hylo's reserve pool between it and zero.
#0083 Who can change the three percent?
Not the board. The rate lives inside the mint, the authority over that setting belongs to Raydium's LaunchLab program, and only StonkFun's platform wallet can withdraw the retained coins. Look the mint up on a Solana explorer to see both.
#0091 Why Zcash?
Because privacy coins do not usually pay anyone a dividend in public, and because nobody had wrapped ZEC leverage into a meme before. The vault is young and very small; the live figures are in the prospectus, so know them before you count on it.
#0099 Can the pool be pulled?
Early on there is no pool to pull: the coin trades on a Raydium LaunchLab curve run by that program. At about $40,000 of market cap the liquidity graduates into a Raydium CPMM pool. On recent StonkFun graduates most of that position shows as locked, but the share varies, so read this coin's own figure on an explorer once the pool address is public.
MINUTES OF THE PERMANENT SHAREHOLDER MEETING
XZECUTIVE HOLDINGS (a fictional company)
The meeting opened with the first transfer and has not adjourned.
Whoever is reading is in attendance.
RESOLVED 1, attendance.
Reading this desk is attendance at the meeting, and attendance is acceptance of every resolution below. Leave the desk if that is not acceptable.
RESOLVED 2, on the board's limits.
The board is a joke told by people who hold no licence to advise anyone about money. Nothing here is advice, an offer, or an invitation to buy. The desk is offered with no warranty, and the board's liability for whatever follows from the desk or the token is nil wherever the law permits nil.
RESOLVED 3, on shareholders' own affairs.
Shareholders satisfy themselves that holding digital assets is lawful where they live, that no sanctions regime applies to them, and that whatever tax follows from their trading or from xZEC arriving in their wallet is their own business.
RESOLVED 4, nature of the holding.
$XZECUTIVE is a novelty issued for entertainment. It is not a security, a deposit, a share or a claim against any person, and trading in it may thin out or stop at any hour, at any price, including zero.
RESOLVED 5, the mechanism and its limits.
Retention is enforced by the token program on each transfer. Turning the retained balance into xZEC and paying the register is StonkFun's process, governed by StonkFun's own thresholds, which the board neither operates nor underwrites. How often it happens depends on trading activity; it may be irregular and it may stop.
RESOLVED 6, the reward.
xZEC is a leveraged instrument administered by Hylo. Its value rests on ZEC, on the mechanics of Hylo's vault and on the bridge that brings ZEC to Solana. It can lose most or all of its worth in a sharp ZEC decline and it gives ground over time when ZEC is flat. The board controls none of those inputs.
RESOLVED 7, figures on the desk.
Numbers shown here are third-party data processed automatically. Their accuracy and timeliness are not assured. At best they describe the recent past.
RESOLVED 8, the parts list.
The desk is assembled from Zcash, Hylo, StonkFun, Jupiter, Raydium, DexScreener, Kraken and Solana. None of them is involved in it beyond being used, each is run by strangers, and each can change or stop without notice.
RESOLVED 9, what the desk does not do.
It does not run claim pages, does not send messages first, and never asks for a recovery phrase; anything that does is a fraud. It keeps no visitor records and runs no tracking; price feeds and any RPC used for a register check necessarily learn where the request came from. The executive is a drawing, and so is every scene he is in.
XZEC/OS version 1.987
No partnership, sponsorship or arrangement exists between this desk and any service it uses. Third-party marks shown here remain the property of their owners.
Data: Kraken for ZEC spot; 
Hylo for the vault; 
Jupiter and 
DexScreener for xZEC; 
StonkFun for the register. Our own server caches all of it.
Xzecutive Holdings does not exist. 2026.